Skyfall! Y2K vs. Global Warming
Remember the catastrophic consequences of Y2K? No? You don’t because it didn’t happen. Computer experts across the world were in almost unanimous agreement that the “Y2K bug” was a global emergency and they needed hundreds of billions of dollars to stop it. Oops! (Your money, their profit.) Now we are being told the same thing about climate change, except the price tag is much, much higher and the “problem” is exponentially more difficult to understand. It’s your money. Feel trusting or skeptical?
Some recent studies are sounding the alarm about climate change. The authors of these studies are claiming that hundreds of American cities will be largely uninhabitable within as little as 20 years! They are forecasting chronic and catastrophic flooding in many coastal areas. Should we panic? I think not. Instead, we should do a little analytical thinking and remember the great scare of Y2K.
If you’re over the age of about 35 you’ll remember the big panic that took place in the late 1990s. At that time computer programmers became worried about the decades-long practice of not using the first two years of the date to save digital memory. So, 1998 was simply coded as 98.
With the year 2000 quickly approaching really smart computer people worried that all the machines we depend on wouldn’t know what to do when 1999 became 2000. There were all sorts of predictions. The electric grid goes down. Planes falling out of the sky. Nuclear weapons launching themselves. And so many other breathless prophesies of chaos, death, and woe of Biblical proportions.
This was a big deal. Governments everywhere launched into action and so did the private sector. A bazillion lines of code were frantically rewritten in a race against the clock. The United States spent more than 100 billion dollars and the world spent somewhere between 500 and 600 billion. Of course, there were laggards. A lot of nations and companies didn’t get the work done on time.
Then, on January 1, 2000 what happened? Nothing. Well, there were a tiny number of minor problems, but nothing of any consequence.
So what does all of this have to do with frantic proclamations about climate change? Actually, quite a bit. We’re hearing the same kind of dire predictions that we heard with Y2K. The media is fanning the hysteria in the same way, only this time they are being even more extreme. People who were skeptical of Y2K and urged a calm analysis of the issue were ridiculed then and so-called “climate deniers” are mocked today.
With all that in mind, lets consider just one aspect of the Y2K-Climate Change comparison. With Y2K we were dealing with a single factor. It was abbreviated coding on dates. The issue was created by humans in human-manufactured machines. There was only a single variable and it was well understood. And yet, virtually all the experts were wrong.
Then there’s the problem of location. The electricity is needed for the twin cities in the southeast part of the state, but the wind blows hardest in the western and northern regions of Minnesota so connecting the wind turbines to the electricity users has resulted in billions of dollars spent on new and upgraded transmission lines.
Climate change, on the other hand, is an infinitely more complex issue. There are many large variables that are not well understood. They include short and long cycles in solar radiation; cold and warm water ocean patterns that last decades, volcanic activity, land use, and other human activities. And that’s just a partial list of the stuff we know about. There’s also the virtual certainty that there’s another big variable or two that we haven’t even considered.
Let me frame this in a way that makes sense. If Y2K is the equivalent of basic math then climate change theory is advanced calculus.
By the way, did the world waste more than a half trillion dollars fixing what was mostly a non-problem? Not exactly. It’s generally agreed upon that with the rapid advancement of computer software a lot of computer systems were in need of a serious upgrade. Consequently, that work got done sooner rather than later.
The same kind of thing could apply to infrastructure upgrades in our coastal cities. There are many cities on American coastlines that have had flooding problems dating back a century or more. It would seem to be a good idea to spend tax dollars fortifying those areas against the kind of storm surges that have been battering the coastlines since long before humans ever walked the earth. If even a modest amount of increased flooding happens because of climate change, then all the better.
Climate is the most complex thing humans have ever even tried to understand. That being the case, wouldn’t it be nice if climate change scientists applied a little Y2K humility before making catastrophic predictions?
And how about the news media? Would it be too much to ask that they do their jobs a little better, questioning these hyperbolic studies instead of hyping them even more? And how about reporting with a little less certainty on the most complex issue ever known to man? Would that be asking too much? Well, that’s no great mystery. You know the answer to that one.
- U.S. Senate Special Committee on the Year 2000 Technology Problem. As is typical of government bureaucrats and politicians, this report is intentionally vague in its assessment of how much money was wasted avoiding a non-catastrophe.
- Six weeks before the year 2000 The Washington Post refers to the Y2K glitch as the most expensive peacetime catastrophe in modern history. The Post suggests the “bug” was the catastrophe, but it was too early to ask whether the response to the bug was the true disaster.
- Here’s a rather charitable view of world government spending on Y2K. It’s interesting to note that even those who clearly think that the mad dash to spend hundreds of billions of dollars “fixing” the Y2K bug was in general a good idea don’t have any solid data to demonstrate that anything catastrophic would have happened if we had simply done nothing. There are a lot of “arguments” and “suggestions” and “theories” and speculation about unintended positive consequences. The truth is, nobody has any idea how many billions (or tens or hundreds of billions) was simply wasted on the arrogance of the smartest computer people the world had to offer at the time.
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